Helsinki 2005

Post by **asa** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:38

Just say PERKELE, it´s all you need to know in finnish...

Hexa · Post by **Hexa** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:54

:: http://www.insults.net/html/swear/finnish.html ::

How do I swear in Finnish ?

vittu - fuck(Lit. cunt)
helvetti - hell
vittupää - (Lit. cunthead)
kusipää - pisshead
paskiainen - bastard
paska - shit
Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt
vedä vittu päähäs - Draw a cunt over your head
Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker

Äitisi nai poroja!
- Your mother copulates with reindeer

pimppi - pussy
saatana - satan
perkele - damn

molopää - dickhead
haista vittu - smell cunt
vedä käteen - jerk off
huora - whore

homo - gay/fag

haista paska - fuck you

isäs oli pukki/runkku/kyvytön, kun sua teki
= your dad was a buck/wanker/unable when he made you.

pukki - someone very virile person

runkku - wanker

painu vittuun - fuck off

vittumainen - fucking cunt

vittuilla - fuck with

paskapää - shithead

luuseri - loser/sucker

perkele - Devil - REAL Finnish swearword

Ipe · Post by **Ipe** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:10

^ Ei vittu onko nyt järkeä opettaa heti kirosanoja, olisit voinut laittaa vaikaa jotain sivistyneempää esim.

Sedän Nussija = Uncle Fucker
tai
Saatanrumahuumeneekerihuora = Satan's ugly neegro harlot

btw englanninkieli ei ole paras kieli mulla..

poolrules · Post by **poolrules** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:38

Hexa wrote::: http://www.insults.net/html/swear/finnish.html ::
How do I swear in Finnish ?

LOL , I almost fall of my chair when I was reading those

stiflat · Post by **stiflat** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 13:12

Skijumpers fly like an eagle - Mäkihyppääjän kärpänen tykkää kotkasta.

Siitä mainoksestahan tuo, aika kiva.

Uuh, forget!

Make · Post by **Make** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 22:31

stiflat wrote:Skijumpers fly like an eagle - Mäkihyppääjän kärpänen tykkää kotkasta.

Siitä mainoksestahan tuo, aika kiva.

Uuh, forget!

I have to fuck comma (nussia pilkkua) and say, that it should be:

Skijumper's fly likes an eagle

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 22:31

Chicago Maiden Fan wrote: Also my favorite hockey player is Finnish (Chicago Blackhawks forward Tuomo Ruutu)

Great! I have been Blackhawks fan since 1992 when I was 6-years old. Tuomo Ruutu is fantastic player who will be one of the tops in NHL in the near future.

Go Hawks!!!

Pedro · Post by **Pedro** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 15:42

Ali G wrote:
stiflat wrote:Skijumpers fly like an eagle - Mäkihyppääjän kärpänen tykkää kotkasta.

Siitä mainoksestahan tuo, aika kiva.

Uuh, forget!
I have to fuck comma (nussia pilkkua) and say, that it should be:

Skijumper's fly likes an eagle

I have to guess that you didn't quite get the point of the whole thing.

Enough of this off-topic now.

Make · Post by **Make** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 16:16

Oh no, I get the point from that commercial. But I had to fuck comma about that thing.

miinus · Post by **miinus** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 18:51

So you still didn´t get the point..

. The idea of that thing is that those sentences are written right but when you say it, you can understand them at least two ways.

Make · Post by **Make** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 16:48

^ Oh shut up. I've get the point when that commercial came out. By the way, it is quite good commercial. I like that backround sound from pub or something.

Post by **asa** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 16:54

Shut the Hell up! I´ll shove a banana in your ass if you don´t stop this ridicilous conversation. I think EVERYONE got the point, but Miinus for some reason wanted to give us english lessons.

Please continue with something more intellectual conversation, I still wait some foreigner troopers to join our discussion board.

miinus · Post by **miinus** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 20:12

Yes, sorry about that. Just had a bad day at work. I didn´t mean that. Let´s continue. Up the Irons!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 13:32

Yeah, just learn to swear. And if your 210 cm swearing heavymetal-fan, i think no one will come near you.. If anyone gets near you, just shout PERKELE MENE VITTUUN SIITÄ! Youll have plenty of room walking in finnish streets.

Chicago Maiden Fan · Post by **Chicago Maiden Fan** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:34

well i couldn't get any tickets to the show... hopefully I will get them somewhow.. a second show, or the black market... I WILL BE THERE

Post by **asa** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:04

I didn´t get tickets to the floor, but some leftovers far from the stage, hopefully there will be another show in Finland...

The Hellion · Post by **The Hellion** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 14:20

Yes there is a second show, so Ghigaco Maiden Fan can buy tickets in there and come in Finland shouting PERKELE to everybody!
By the way, Tuomo Ruutu is a great ice-hockey player...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 21:16

Better luck this time with the tickets, remember to be ready when the inferno begins again!

Offtopic:

The Ruutu brothers are great

Chicago Maiden Fan · Post by **Chicago Maiden Fan** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 21:23

this morning (US TIME) i was able to get a ticket in sec 110 row 10

ill be trying for floor seats for the second show.

PS. i saw tuomo at the scorpions concert here on friday. didn't get to talk to him much though

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 21:35

Totally off- topic:
Did you see Tuomo`s goal against Canada at the World Cup final match,(tai mikä vittu toi loppuottelu ny onkaan) it was so fuckin sweet goal that I waked up everybody in Ilmajoki shouting "Perkele, Suomi voittaa, Suomi voittaa" well, it didn"t but the goal was still great. Oh fuck, this much blaa blaa about ice-hockey and none of maiden, oh well I have to stop writing now so i wont write more bulshit.

Peke · Post by **Peke** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 19:45

Chicago Maiden Fan wrote:this morning (US TIME) i was able to get a ticket in sec 110 row 10

ill be trying for floor seats for the second show.

PS. i saw tuomo at the scorpions concert here on friday. didn't get to talk to him much though

Great

Wellcome to Finland, I´ll be at sec 113.
So, You orded tickets from finnish net or from US?

anyway the 1st gig was sold out in 25-50 minutes
You ´ve might seen me at IMBB named Peke as here

See you.... the tallest person in concert
I´m "only" 194cm

Peke

Chicago Maiden Fan · Post by **Chicago Maiden Fan** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 20:40

Peke wrote:
Chicago Maiden Fan wrote:this morning (US TIME) i was able to get a ticket in sec 110 row 10

ill be trying for floor seats for the second show.

PS. i saw tuomo at the scorpions concert here on friday. didn't get to talk to him much though

Great

Wellcome to Finland, I´ll be at sec 113.
So, You orded tickets from finnish net or from US?

anyway the 1st gig was sold out in 25-50 minutes
You ´ve might seen me at IMBB named Peke as here

See you.... the tallest person in concert
I´m "only" 194cm

Peke

i got the tickets from the finnish webpage. I checked my order and my tickets have already been sent

Hopefully they will get to me soon, as well as my floor ticket for night 2

i am Triumph the Dog from the IMBB

Peke · Post by **Peke** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 23:36

Ok Triumph the Dog
keep in touch