Maidenhistoriaa, bitte:In case you're not familiar with the history of Iron Maiden, here it is retold with some mild humour...
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<Harry> Oi
<Davey>
<paul666> hi
<Denny> NP: Def Leppard - Hello America
<paul666> sup yall asl??
<Harry> What?
<clive> lol
<paul666> u like motorhead
<clive> theyre ok i guess
<Harry> Yeah, they're cool
<Harry> Running free, actually
<paul666> wot?
<Denny> NP: Kiss - I Was Made For Loving You
<Harry> Denny, is some inane NP's all you're gonna say here?
<clive> lol
<Denny> NP: Skyhooks - Women In Uniform
*Denny was kicked by Harry (Please come back when you've got something to say)
<paul666> lololololol
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<H22> Hi
<Harry> Hey
<Davey>
<clive> hi h22
<paul666> hey h22 sup asl??
<Harry> paul666, do you want to make a killer out of me?
<paul666> wot?
<Harry> You're getting pretty annoying
<paul666> wot u wnat 2 be an arse?
*paul666 was kicked by Harry (wot u wnat 2 be stoopid?)
<clive> lol
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<Brucie> Hey
*Brucie was kicked by ROD (Out!)
<Harry> Wtf did you do that for?
<ROD> He's from the #Samson channel
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<Harry> wb Brucie
<Harry> Now *don't* kick him, ROD
<ROD> OK...
<Harry> He's way better than that paul666 prat
<H22> Hey Brucie
<Davey>
<Brucie> paul666... the number of the beast... hehe...
<clive> guys im off
<Harry> Aww
<clive> bye see you later
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<Harry> Nice bloke he was
<H22> Didn't say much
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<Harry> Neither did you, H22
<H22> Bah. What will you have me say anyway?
<Harry> Hey Brain_Damage
<Davey>
<Brain_Damage> what ho! whazzup??????!!!!
<ROD> One prat goes, the other comes
*ROD sighs
<Brucie> Life is like a wheel
<Brucie> Hey Brain_Damage
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<Brain_Damage> fuck, me fuckin' connections fuckin' fucked up!
<Harry> wb BD
<H22> wb
<Davey>
<H22> Anyone know the time?
<Brucie> 23:58
<H22> Thanks
<H22> Boy, I feel tired
<Harry> So do I, mate
<Brucie> I feel like somebody's enslaved me
<Harry> lol
<Brain_Damage> you bet, this is all gettin' on me fuckin' tits!
<Brucie> Do you guys like acoustic music?
<Harry> Fuck off, Brucie
<Brucie>
<H22> Don't be so mean Harry... this is almost like a Deja vu
<Harry> Deja vu?
<H22> Yeah, like with paul666...
<H22> Only that Brucie's alright
<Brucie> Thanks, mate
<H22> Harry's been pushing people around the whole evening
<Harry> wtf do you want to say with that?
<H22> Oh, nothing
<H22> The evil that men do lives on...
<Harry> WHAT?
<Harry> Are you trying to get on my bleeding nerves or what?
<H22> I guess I'd better go before Harry destroys his comp
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<Harry> WTF?
<Brucie> Good work
<Harry> What the fuck was wrong with him?!
<Brain_Damage> No worries 'arry, he's just playin' prat that's what he is
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<Brain_Damage> Oi Sreg!
<Davey>
<Harry> Hi Sreg
<Sreg> Hey-ho!
<Brucie> Holy smoke!
<Brucie> Sreg the Scary!
<Sreg> Hey Brucie
<Harry> You know him?
<Brucie> Old mate of mine
<Brucie> Good musician... always able to express himself
<Brucie> Unlike some others...
<Harry> What do you want to say with that?
<Brucie> Oh, nothing
<Brucie> Only that some people here aren't afraid to shoot strangers
<Harry> Fuck it, Brucie, come to your bloody point!
<Brucie> I'll come to something else
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<Sreg> ?!
<Harry> What the Fucking hell?
<Brain_Damage> Don't think about it, 'arry, he's just a bleedin' c*nt
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<Harry> Hey BLAZE
<Davey>
<Sreg> Yo BLAZE
<Brain_Damage> another one of those
<BLAZE> Hey guys
<Harry> BTW, how late is it?
<BLAZE> 2 AM
<Harry> Wow
<Sreg> It's getting pretty dark too
<BLAZE> That's what they call night, mate
<Brain_Damage> Watch it sonnyboy or you'll get yerself a bleedin' virus!
<Harry> BD, be nice to BLAZE. He's a good bloke
<Brain_Damage> You said the same 'kin thing about that Brucie prat
<Brain_Damage> Lightning strikes twice you know
<Harry> I see, there's not enough room for both of you here
*BLAZE was kicked by ROD (Too fucking right)
<Harry> Talk about unfair...
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<Harry> Oh look who's back
<Brain_Damage> wb Brucie!
<Davey>
<Harry> I see, somebody's been childish
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<Harry> H22!
<Davey>
!<Sreg> Hey Brucie, hey H22!
<H22> Hey guys
<Brucie> Hey, hey
<Brucie> It's been a bit cold out there
<Harry> A brave new world I call that
<Brucie> Let's forget that crap, OK?
<Harry> OK, cool
<H22> Nice to come back to a familiar environment...
<Sreg> H22, my wildest dreams are coming true
<H22> Oh?
<H22> Why that?
<Sreg> I've always wanted to meet you!
<H22> Did you?
<Harry> This is starting to get weird...
